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Today at school

idreamofmpreg:

me and my friends were talking and stuff about some sexual stuff or some shit, then we started talking about homestuck then i thought

what if Andrew Hussie was a pornstar, or better yet, A PORN DIRECTOR.

AH:”OH YES, NOW DIE”

PS: “what?”

AH: “You’re almost there, right? you’re about to climax in your story?”

PS: “…yeeeeeeeeaaaaahh…..”

AH: “This is when you die so everyone who loves and cares for you die.”

PS: “But I ca-“

AH: *cuts tape off and makes a little voice-edited slide show*

AH: “AND THE EPIC HEROES FUCKED SO HARD THEY DESTROYED THEIR UNIVERSE, BUT IT WAS OKAY BECAUSE ON THEIR JIZZ BOAT THEY MADE, THEY WILL FLY OFF INTO THE NEW UNIVERSE THEY MADE FROM FUCKING SO HARD”

AH: “BUT THEY DIED ANYWAYS BECAUSE THEY’RE JIZZ WAS EQUIVALENT TO A VOLCANO ERUPTING”

AH: “HOT AND DEADLY”

/NOT EXACT HUSSIE WORDS/

Allegra - The Update Song
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idreamofmpreg:

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The Update Song

Every Homestuck fan knows the feeling of update withdrawal, so of course it was the perfect subject to put into song…

(THIS IS STUPID)

download link

my new ringtone

God yes.

damn this is so true and amazing and YES

oh my god

making this the sound on my notifier post haste

i love this song fff